A Miracle 1100 AM rolls over the hill and catapults itself past my car for a moment the promise vexes me that such profound divinity should only be announced on the signboard outside the First Congregational Church where are the news reports and other media reminders it's only 719 AM so far I'm sure we have some time to let the masses know that something is afoot to keep their eyes peeled for the coming miracle scheduled 1100 AM MST it would be a shame to miss this historic reality shattering event let it slip past our vigilant watch to not have cameras on the scene reports of which political party is to thank or blame what this means for the current administration every facet explored probed by economists politicians reporters and other pondscum halfwits to seize this 1100 AM Miracle whatever it is and whoever it happens to whatever it means and whichever god the madness must be sorted and it must all needs be coming into a single point a singularity of vision must be chewed swallowed and vomited up in red white and blue and smeared over teary eagles swooping over This Our Proud Nation under white middle class Jesus god we must make it all American and pure like imperialism and consumerism and global terror when will we weaponize this 1100 AM Miracle gift from Jesus god and how will we sell it to murderers domestic and foreign what will the commercial be like a hideous racket screaming through television pixels buy one now buy it today it's yours make your empty life complete when will there be a children's toy a cartoon show glorifying it and Jesus god and our violent rape culture when will we take this divine and drag it through the toxic lens of entertainment media where is the hit song and where is the inevitable multipopstarcountrysinger anthem where we put our hands over our hearts and cry single picturesque tears for this one Miracle 1100 AM I passed along my way
